In June a truly insane court transcript for The State of Georgia vs. Denver Fenton Allen hit the interwebs and caught fire due to its hilarity and extreme vulgarity. The defendant, dissatisfied with his court-appointed attorney in a murder case, unloaded with a tirade of sexual and violent language directed towards the judge. The judge’s attempts to keep his courtroom under control devolve into something truly amazing. Reading it was a kick, watching Rick and Morty reenact it is a kick to the abs. Seriously, prep for 10 minutes of abs and press play.