Boobzies, Coozies with Cleavage

Yes these are a thing, the PR emails I get are always an adventure.

Boobzies are as their name implies a busty coozy for your beer.  The coozies which also have humorous sayings printed on them showed up in Hooters chains in 2011. The Boobzie company has been adding new “girls”

designed to keep your beverages cool but conversation hot

Boobzie coozies are available to purchase online.

Boobzie… an entire line of can covers meant to fondle, grope or have your wicked way with. Your drinks won’t know what hit ‘em!

Now you’ve got something you can grope while drunk without getting thrown in the drunk tank.