Once you’re done laughing, admire the bravery of this man. You can catch glimpses of it behind his wry smirk.

The new Champion Jockey game coming from Tecmo Koei will be out for the Wii, PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 and all three versions will make use of the motion controls offered by each console. As you can see in the video demonstrations, you have to pretend like you’re galloping on a horse and humping stuff.

Seriously for a moment though, what in the hell was this marketing team thinking?  Market this stupid horse game during some kids cartoons alongside my little poney.  Do not, I repeat, do not have some dude demonstrate gameplay as if any guy out there would ever pick up this game.  Ever.

Ok.  Now back to laughing.