Kanye West has nothing on this performance.  What screams I’ve made it in Hollywood more than a farm and tractor.  Zach Galifianakis is most well known for his recent part in The Hangover but this funny man has been atop my list for quite some time due to performances in movie like Out Cold and online videos like Between Two Ferns on FunnyOrDie:

According to Zach’s autobiography:

I am from the foothills of North Carolina. I now live in the mountains of that state. And also live in Brooklyn. I come from a strong family. I enjoy tractors and red wine. I feel that living your life in contradiction keeps one confused and happy. I dislike those that litter. Sometimes I like to go to the zoo and ride on the backs of bison. I dream of Iceland from time to time. It makes me laugh when people miscommunicate. I like walking over bridges and hate Donald Trump or anything like him. The entertainment business is both poison and honey. I drive a Subaru. It is an automatic. I cry sometimes in that car. I perform my routines around America.