I’ll be heading to the Denver International Airport in about 32 hours.  I’ve had hellish experience there in the past.  The giant horse with its glowing red eyes and 8 foot long genitalia, the terminals decorated with a massive statue of Anubis (the ancient Egyptian god of death) it’s all a bit strange.  But is it literally the work of the devil?

The airport has been plagued by conspiracy theories about its true purpose almost since the day construction crews broke ground on it in the mid-1990s.

1.  The giant, red-eyed horse sculpture at the gates of the airport really did kill the sculptor who created it. He died of blood loss when part of the statue fell on him in his studio.

2.  A personal favorite conspiracy theory about DIA is that its designers filled it with phallic symbols which apparently has something to do with devil worship. Hear the facts from “The Third Eagle of the Apocalypse.”

3.  There are a ton of conspiracy stories about the murals in DIA, oh… and there’s the whole, it’s shaped like a Swastika thing….

4.  Jesse Ventura, the former Minnesota governor, thinks the Denver airport sits above a giant network of tunnels that form a secret basecamp for government officials in the event of apocalypse. Even crazier conspiracy folks think there’s a FEMA concentration camp underground, where undesirables will be sent for mass executions…

Well, as I said I’ll be heading to DIA soon.  This time I’ll have to keep my eyes open.  But, I think I’m more scared of getting my junk fondled by the TSA then I am of the Devil popping out of a giant horse statue.