During a recent flight, this slightly upset Southwest airline pilot’s headset microphone was stuck in the “on” position.  Oops.

Unfortunately, it seems his earphones were also broken. Air traffic control even attempted to shut him up multiple times, yet he just keeps going.

He laments about his dating life, determined that he can’t score due to the lack of options available within his travel routes. Then he speaks in a rather derogatory manner towards gays, grannies and “grandes.”

The whole thing is offensive, despicable, and downright hilarious.

Check out the profanity lace tirade below:

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