Sure this video has been posted everywhere today, but why not show it one more time.  This guy deserves all the shame we can throw his way.

You see this Zoo York hat-wearing doucher thought he’d take his girlfriend to a Houston Astros game, and get seats down the left-field line, in perfect range of dangerous foul balls. So what’s a douche to do when a foul ball comes rocketing at his girlfriend?

Duck out of the way like a little pussy and let the ball hit your girlfriend of-course.