Colorado State University Student Attempts to Jump From Roof to Pool, Concrete Ruins His Day

Usually I like to post more uplifting and awesome news from my alma mater, Colorado State University, but today we’ll be taking a look at an asshat.  We’ve featured plenty of fail material here on ZipRage but this is a truly epic example.  Ian Smith, the dumbass featured in the video above, decided to jump off a 3-story roof into the pool below at the Ram’s Village apartment complex.  Interesting side note, my younger brother worked at Ram’s Village when he was at CSU and given his experiences it would appear that this idiot isn’t a rarity within the complex.  I digress, the jump – if you can call it that – went poorly and he landed smack dab on the concrete skirt surrounding the pool.  He’s now in critical condition and lucky to be alive.  I remember learning something about this kinda thing in evolution class…